K...I was gonna stay out of this one, but as a medical professional I must step in.
Max, my dear friend.... you ARE aware that they now have medicine that you can take for "Cubs Fever" right? I mean, I hate to see a fellow Chicagoan suffer through such a debilitating illness. Much like "Friends don't let friends drive drunk", I must state "Friends don't let friends pay top $$ to watch minor league baseball".
I'm sure with some intervention and a solid 12 step program, we can get you back on the right pathway! Keep your chin up...


